But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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