do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So squirting runs in the family.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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