Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I need to align my fucking chakras
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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