Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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