They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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