sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I need to align my fucking chakras
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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