i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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