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I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day

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(508): I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day http://tfl.nu/qyf0

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and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.

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(940): and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics. http://tfl.nu/usna

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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do

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(330): you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do http://tfl.nu/wb06

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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.

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(413): I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD. http://tfl.nu/g1bn

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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?

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(514): I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!? http://tfl.nu/cwiy

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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE

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(925): IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE http://tfl.nu/xvvi

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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.

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Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.

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(309): she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me. (708): Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you. http://tfl.nu/his2

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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.

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(412): I am the sex elephant in the room. Again. http://tfl.nu/d7uz

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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.

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(337): Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm. http://tfl.nu/b44z

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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?

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(651): When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon? http://tfl.nu/vd47

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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING

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(907): ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING http://tfl.nu/zq26

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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.

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(218): my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor. http://tfl.nu/6k19

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(951): View more from California

Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.

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(951): Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day. http://tfl.nu/6blw

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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.

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(+61): So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day. http://tfl.nu/3t4f

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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk

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(206): Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk http://tfl.nu/fens

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