I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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