Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.