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(810): View more from Michigan

I must be too annoying 4 u.

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(212): View more from New York

that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me

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(201): View more from New Jersey

somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.

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(240): View more from Maryland

You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.

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(251): View more from Alabama

You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.

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(314): View more from Missouri

We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.

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(323): View more from California

Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.

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