She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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