Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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