Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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