What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize