Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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