hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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