do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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