new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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