Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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