Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
What drink are we having for lunch?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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