i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Your penis caused this!
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