I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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