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(917): View more from New York City

I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules

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(314): View more from Missouri

Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?

(573): View more from Missouri

I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up

(314): View more from Missouri

Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.

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