In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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