what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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