You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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