I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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