Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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