she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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