What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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