I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
