The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Randomize
