Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
