You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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