apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Olympian is in my bed
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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