ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The air taste purple.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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