I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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