Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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