she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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