Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
