Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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