Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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