I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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