I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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