He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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