with your own penis?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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