I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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