big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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