I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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