butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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