Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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