porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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