your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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