he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Randomize
