If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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