Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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