Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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