sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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