i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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