That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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